Clients from Hell

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clientsfromhell:

Client: ”How much do you charge to install Windows on a computer?”

Me: “$85”

Client: ”Is it going to be legal?”

Me: ”Yes.”

Client: “How much do you charge for a pirated copy?”

Me: ”$10,000 or 10 years in prison.”

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