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While developing an affiliate website for one of our mobile network clients, my employer came over and reviewed the site we were building.

Boss: “I think we need to have some sort of avatar on the home page, to welcome the users to the site.”

Me: “Okay, no problem. Was there anything you had in mind?”

Boss: “Well since sex sells, I would like to have a slim, sexy cartoon woman holding a mobile phone.”

[I proceeded to create this sexy avatar.]

Me: “I’ve finished the avatar. Was this what you were after?”

Boss: “That’s nice but it’s not what I was after.”

Me: “Okay. What are you looking for then?”

[My Boss then loaded up his internet browser and Google searched an image of a small, chubby, animated duck holding a mobile phone.]

Me: “I thought you wanted a sexy woman?”

Boss: “I do.”

Me: “So you want a cross between a sexy woman and a fat, yellow duck?”